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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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THE KING’S HAND (midwest.social)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ItzzMe@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
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[–] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[–] AClassyGentleman@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That is The King's Hand, and you will show it respect! 😤

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

I did not realize the importance of this dish. I shall amend the title in order to properly honor the King’s Hand.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The weirdest thing about this, is that it would actually seem reasonable with normal bread. (without m&m's)

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

That's a cookie son!

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I hate everything about this image.

Every pixel.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

There is something genuinely holy about this

[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Oh this is what the chef's food from Small Saga was referencing!

The description read like it was cursed and this is cursed.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are those M&Ms stuck into it on the upper left? Asking for a nauseated friend.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

the top is an mnm cookie