this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

This is why you set timers.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza

JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Good news is there's barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.

[–] statues_lasers@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I have the high ground moment.

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Time to check the batteries in your smoke alarms...