this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Who put the “D” in there?

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Sex ghosts.

[–] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wesley

As in "Dammit Wesley, what did you fuck up this time"

[–] SketchySeaBeast@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

"When they say stay off the lawn, you stay off the damn lawn!"

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And, to be perfectly clear, when he says that he's asking her to peg him.

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

😳😳😳

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s why he does the Riker Maneuver with chairs. Gotta keep it stretched even on watch.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Turns out Imzadi wasn't a word. Troy just kept whispering "it's my D" during sex and Ryker got confused. She just let it go on that long because she and her mom thought it was hilarious.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago

Rated TV-PG

violence, sex, nudity, fear, substances, language, gore