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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Messaging and response fees will be applied in the order in which they are received. A modest information holding fee will also be applied at 5% per rotation until your case is addressed.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s when my drinking problem started.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks! I'll have to give it a watch for some context.

[–] LuckyJones@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

What makes that scene particularly great is that it was the same actress who played June Cleaver.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

there it is that's the one I was looking for

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Someone took the bait. Thanks.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Bravo. You're tough to keep up with. Til next time.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people!

[–] logicaltuvok@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope you know what you've unleashed here, @ummthatguy@lemmy.world.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We've danced this dance before.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"It's an entirely different kind of flying."