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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The best summary I can come up with is:

"The best way to not lose a war is to not start a war, dumbass"

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I've never lost a war by following this advice. Also, am still a dumbass.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 50 points 11 months ago

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch... and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don't have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh, I'm going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.

[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A disappointing lack of coloring pages. Wtf AmazonWtf Amazon?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 11 months ago

I think you meant to buy The Coloring Book of War.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago

One of my favourite quotes:

"If your first couple of hundred meat waves didn't do it, just keep sending more. It's bound to work at some point."

[–] 3TH4Li4@feddit.ch 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Years of hotdog making, and children's artbooks, evidently described. Edit: Oops. In my defense I wrote this at 2am

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You're mistaking the man who cried SHOIGUUU with shoigu himself, the lumber baron

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 7 points 11 months ago

The Art of War

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not much... It's very short.