How did she sneak it in though? Usually aren't you wearing a hospital gown at this point?
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Anyone remember the “anal rail gun” from earlier this year? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/
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Reminds me of The One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-NppFUWG9k&t=2m0s
That movie goes hard for a 12 year old boy looking for something to try and be as cool as the matrix.
Plus all the wonderful, beautiful songs picked for the soundtrack.
OoooooWaAhAhAh!!!
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Saw a similar case this year here in Brazil, earlier in february. A pro-gun lawyer was accompanying his mother on a MRI. Once the thing started, his gun, a 9mm pistol, was sucked and shot once it got stuck on the MRI, hitting the man in the belly. He died 21 days later.
Woman WHAT?
I'm guessing she was there to get an MRI because there was something wrong with her brain.
There are one or two entries on the wikipedia list of unusual deaths like that.
But is the MRI machine OK?
HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?
Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.
Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.
As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.
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