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[–] grue@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago

Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he's fucking exasperated, and I can't blame him!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I am once again asking for material components."

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

...I can't tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 24 points 11 months ago

I wish he fucking would!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Single mana system

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he'll always get it right. But by magic.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

Sounds brutal 😆

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate..

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Bernie at the vending machine:

checks wallet

Aw damn, no monies

takes a few quarters from behind ear

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

More like casting persuasion or enchants... Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Love Bernie!!!

[–] barberousse@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can someone use AI to make this happen ?

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Was the first thing I did after posting this.

[–] barberousse@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks 😊👍