I bet someone will think this is true!
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But the internet said it was true mate
Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men's tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.
I thought getting your tiny, rubbery penis cut off was a prerequisite for purchasing a raised pickup truck?
Same thing!
What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?
Spooks can't chase you if there's never a chase
Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel
Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you're basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.
Imagine the stick shifters
yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.
I thought it looked familiar. 
So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?
Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.
Bruh 💀
You mean average sized?
Don't forget to remove the square pedal under the driver's seat. It's put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster
All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can't stop them.