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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 127 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's kind of how stage names work.

I've insisted people call me "esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie" for months and only like 2 people here ever did that. Breaks my heart.💔

[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, are you Margot Robbie? As in, the esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie? What an honor.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Of course I am, would I really lie to you over the Internet?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

NGL, The first time I saw your username I really truly believed, and My heart was pounding and I was astounded and I was about to post something telling everyone that

she's really here! She's one of us!

I went down quite a rabbit hole reading everything in your profile before I realized

you're extremely knowledgeable about computers and you spend a lot of time on Lemmy, couldn't possibly be a world-traveling, in-high-demand, constantly busy Hollywood actress.

But I've also imagined after every interview we've seen her do, she immediately picks up her smartphone and goes straight to Lemmy because this is where she spends all her free time.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It's surprising how much extra time I can save when without Twitter or Instagram in my life.

Also, why can't I know a little bit about computers? Didn't I tell you Barbie is everything?

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[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And I want to believe I will finally win that Oscar next March...

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will be rooting for you, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie

Fingers crossed that I'll get to call you esteemed Academy Award winning character actress Margot Robbie

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're the most prolific person on Lemmy or I just always notice your comments. Because I'm a huge fan of course.

[–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We should form a Margot Robbie groupie club! I suggest The Margots.

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[–] justJanne@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, have you ever met Taylor Swift? I heard she gives great IT security advice over at https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But was she ever an Internet forum moderator?

[–] TheQuietCroc@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Prince literally wanted us to call him a symbol with no explanation.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It took me years until I finally learned why he did that. It had something to do with the music industry owning his name. He reclaimed ownership of all his music and art and made a departure from the extortionate music industry.

[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Could've picked something easier to pronounce, though.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was actually brilliant. Got everyone talking about him without really giving up ‘Prince’ in the public consciousness.

[–] chepox@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago

Never thought of it that way but yeah. Gave up his name without actually giving it up. Brilliant. That guy was savy as fuck. Also a genius.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I asked GPT why:

In the early 1990s, Prince was embroiled in a contractual dispute with Warner Bros., his record company. He felt they were restraining his creativity by not allowing him to release albums as frequently as he desired. In 1993, in an act of rebellion, he changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, which was a combination of the male and female gender symbols, in order to free himself from his contract obligations to Warner Bros. Since the symbol had no pronunciation, he was often referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" during that period. He returned to using the name Prince in 2000, after his publishing contract with Warner Bros. expired.

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[–] A_A@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The unpronounceable symbol :

Hollow circle above downward arrow crossed with a curlicued horn-shaped symbol and then a short bar

(known to fans as the "Love Symbol")

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe you know, did he want to be called "the artist"? And then everyone added "formerly known as Prince"?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Artists be like that. Stage names have been a thing for quite some time.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'm a performer, people have literally worked under the assumption that my stage name is my legal name. It's not really surprising.

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[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Vin Diesels real name is Mark Sinclair and weve all accepted that too. Marilyn Manson's name is Brian Warner and Alice Cooper was born Vincent Furnier. Stage names are pretty common with performers

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Gene Simmons is really Chaim Witz

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I love this thread. It's becoming informative and amusing.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't that just kind of... how names are supposed to work?

[–] chepox@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 years ago

I had to double back to your comment because at first I glances at it and thought yeah... Then I thought about it some more and thought .... Yes! That is exactly how they work. Papers plus or minus but that is the way they work. We all agree upon it and bam. You are now named!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fact there is a dude out there who wants to be called "Buckethead" and wears a bucket of KFC over his head but also has the sickest guitar skills ever is even weirder.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never heard of Buckethead before so I had to look him up. HOLY FUCK can that dude shred.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I found out about him in Guitar Hero 2(?) because Soothsayer is on there and was the only song that used all 4 fret buttons even on the easiest settings (which would normally limit the fret buttons needed to just the first 3). I couldn't physically press all 4 buttons at once (the distance between them was such that my pinky didn't quite reach enough to actually press the last button in) which was why I only ever played at Medium or lower.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Pro tip: it's easier to leave your whole hand shifted up and reach back for the green with your index finger.

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[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

JK Rowling also writes as Robert Galbraith.

[–] I_Am_Jacks_____@lemmings.world 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does that qualify as irony?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 years ago

Like Rafael Cruz’s proposal that everyone else must use their given name, TERFs have rules for thee not for me.

[–] acutfjg@feddit.nl 18 points 2 years ago

Like a lot of celebrities?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 18 points 2 years ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

.....yeah? What about that fact?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

All I know is that I love it when they call me big papa.

Often, while waving their hands in the air like they just don't care.

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, have you seen/heard her perform? She's very convincing.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

yeah her music videos are absolutely mesmerizing. I would do anything she tells me.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just wait until you hear about Engelbert Humperdinck.

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I bet he was born John Smith, and Engelbert Humperdinck is a stage name that he chose for some insane reason

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Steph-Steph-ooh-la-la doesn't have quite the same ring.

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