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[–] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"And one morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjama. To this day, I can't explain who the elephant got into my pyjama."

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

  • Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding Played by Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We discussed the sentence in linguistics class in university. I didn't remember the origin

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

No worries, in this time of attributing all quotes to random people. I like to attribute them correctly when I can.

If you have never seen Groucho get into full swing it is worth a watch. He had a way with a line that was like no other. The Marx brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo) were one of the few acts that were able to make it from vaudeville to cinema.

Oh and just because someone is going to be confused about Zeppo he was the straight man and wasn't always in their films.

P.S. there was also Gummo but he never liked it and left before the transition to cinema

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The Platonic Academy was founded in 387 BCE and things just developed from there.

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

My thought exactly.

[–] vegaquake@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

One is an animal commonly, yet controversially, hunted for sport.

The other is an elephant.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Beware of man with never ending hobby budget

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Beware AMERICAN billionaires

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

USA isn't even top 10 fattest anymore

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey! Well done fellow Americans! We're all the way at #12!

https://obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My thanks to all those Pacific Islanders, slamming back turkey tails so Americans can look better.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

I think the story is photoshop

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Billionaire shot a poor person

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

With that picture all I can think is of that guy that could hold an automatic rifle (or equivalent no idea of weapons) under his belly.