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You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by mayflower@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

[–] ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.

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