Asklemmy

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'm dead.

I shit in the sink.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I just fell off the couch.

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

I am in my cat's litter box

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help