Yo why you thinkin' 'bout your daughters vagina?
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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and when exactly was the last time you saw her vagina to know confidentially what it looks like?
You don't do nightly chastity inspections? What kind of Christian are you?
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Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt... Ussage does not affect the way your "sandwich" looks.
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Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?
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Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina
Not sure if hungry or horny.
But, serious question, isn't it time to call CPS?
Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters' vaginas. Seems like a problem.
Can confirm, that’s a problem.
Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.
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Espacially because he doesn't know anything about labia.
This is c/badwomensanatomy gold
It's been posted in the Reddit equivalent quite some times even before I left.
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"I fucked her so good it caused her labia to grow. Then, the hooker gave me my money back. True story, bro."
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I hope their daughter does not see this post and develop body dismorphia.
Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn't recommend sticking it between some buns.
TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.
He’s saying his daughters are cheap and next to nothing compared to Taylor Swift’s vagina, which is an incredibly weird thing to say.
“You know how when you buy a ham sandwich, you’re usually buying it primarily for the ham? My daughters are represented by the sandwich on the right. Taylor Swift’s genitalia is represented by the one on the left. I think I’ve made my point. Praise the Lord!”
If I'm eating a ham sandwich, I'm eating the one with the most ham in it.
Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.
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I'm no expert on Taylor Swift...but hasn't she always been particularly picky on the people she's dated?
I know why they're going immediately to the "she's obviously a whore" trope, but it's not even fucking true!
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This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there's no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.
I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.
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That's how we know this guy reads a lot of New Testament, Jesus famously talked about this kind of stuff all the time.
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I'm not even sure I fully understand this...
Christian conservatives thing too much about their daughters vaginas.
He wants to fuck his daughter and also fuck Taylor Swift, but he really would like to fuck his daughter.
You're probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that's what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.
So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.
I'm still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.
Because obviously being a giant slut means only sleeping with guys with huge dicks. This guy obviously doesn't have one, so that must be why his wife has a small labia. So throw in penis envy onto this guy's pile of issues.
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That left sandwich looks a lot tastier, just saying. Looks like the right is all bread lol
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But God damn do I love me a ham sandwich
Doesn't matter. Both are going in a blender and being consumed by straw.
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How do you know what they have though…..
Glad they specified Taylor's vagina, just in case you didn't get they were talking about vaginas.
What the actual fuck
Let's assume his daughters are of legal sexual consenting age. Taylor is still getting mayonnaise in her bun after a hot pastrami.
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