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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

I named mine Allen

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

@theKalash@feddit.ch this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whatifalthist is that you?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.

[–] hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)