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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 132 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird names are usually either 1. a straightforward description 2. absolute nonsense

[–] Cthulhu1@feddit.de 63 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Spotted Stumpchode tends to migrate a week or two later than similar birds.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Crested Twatswatter is one of the few bird species that migrates to Florida come wintertime.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago
[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Ummh, Platypus

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 95 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Aw, come on...

Only in ornithology can you say,

"Look at that pair of great tits!"

"That's a huge pecker!"

"That's a nice looking cock!"

And "Look at all the boobies!"

And literally nobody can get mad...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I dunno, boobies seem to not like being looked at,

[–] anzich@feddit.de 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The monkey scientists make no sense though

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You CANNOT name this species the 'greater blue-balled ding-dong monkey'. Not least because we will not let you name something else the 'lesser blue-balled ding-dong monkey'!"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder how many people went to go see if there was a so-named monkey.

All I’m gonna say, is that’s what private tabs, and a coworker’s unlocked computer is for…(sadly this will have to wait until Monday.)

[–] anzich@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

I have seen one IRL in Kenya and afterwards googled it

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What a beautiful blue. Can you imagine if we all had different coloured ballsacks?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 11 months ago

Don't tell my wife!

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Taste the rainbow 🌈

[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 14 points 11 months ago

Bro got blueballed badly

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago
[–] SirDankbud@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fun part of the bird name is sometimes hidden in latin. My favourite example is scientific name for the American Robin, Turdus Migratorius.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

Oh boy! I know someone named Robin who is going to love to hear that! I'm silly-excited to tell them now. Thank you! I love it!

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

there are also some birds called bushtits which puts them pretty well in my good graces

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] hoshiyari@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I live on the east coast. Saw a black bird with red wings. Guess what it's called.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Red wings black bird? I think I had a few of that card as a kid.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

A Detroit hockey team?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Looks like we've got Mr Obvious the Ornithologist.

When I say Ornith, you say ologist.

Ornith-

Ologist!

Ornith-

Ologist!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do they study OJ Simpson?