impossible to press Neuer I'm afriad

the "Maaßen" ads in the background might be foreshadowing for Köln

Kane touched the ball once in like 15 minutes! He's not really involved in the build up play, is he?!

Man bayerns finishing is pathetic today so far, Koln doing them a big favour

Why is Bayern playing on a Friday after an international break? Seems nonsensical as they'll always have a ton of players traveling.

Sane wastes everything

The way Köln defends Bayern needs to score at least 5 goals in this match.

I really find it interesting how Bayern have sacrificed possession this season. They really went a complete different direction this year compared to prior seasons. Also they have gotten way more counterattacking.

Is Pulis ball simply not a thing in Germany then?

GOATING as Musiala replacement

Such an obvious handball by Schwäbe!

Kim forgot the most important rule to avoid getting injured: don't be a Bayern CB.

Have Köln tried defending?

Der disrespect von Tuchel gegen Müller ist nicht zu verstehen

Köln avoiding to shoot at the goal at any cost

Hübers masterclass incoming

Choupo is having a great game, really nice to see man:) i hope he stays this year

Insane from Kimmich

Choupo-Moting is so inspiring for any footballer surely, from Stoke to PSG & Bayern

Very open what Köln is offering here at the back.

Kane does it again

Dass Baumgart kein Englisch kann wusste ich aber ich seh ja jetzt erst dass Köln außer Carstensen nur deutsche oder Österreicher im Kader hat

I will never Tuchel playing wingers opposite position to their preferred position

Schwäbe is a god but why was Sane so open

EZ Clap by Kane, great pass from Laimer and Sane

So, like, whats up with the goat?

Seeing Kane scoring these easy tap-ins just feels...wrong. He'll smash all types of records, but at what cost?

Fuck me, we're actually playing 5-4-1. What is this?

The statpad begins. Assisted by the defender.

Pls not another injury omfg

Köln play too well to be last placed team

Some teams play low block. Some teams play high line. Then there is Köln who play with no block and no line.

This match is available on youtube here.

That Köln sing Loch Lomond before kickoff is so unfathomably based.

What a shit attempt by sane

Yeah, Bayern seem to be poised to attempt counterattacking Koln to keep scoring.

Has there ever been a single instance in football were both Wingers and Wing Backs switched side?

Köln defending, 404

Coman is a disaster today

Manifesting a Köln upset thanks to a Selke masterclass. I need this. We all need this.

i get playing from the back with the goalie passing the ball is not weird, but it feels at times like Bayern are risking it a bit considering sometimes it would be better to just shoot it away from their own box so far.

Some of Bayern's passes are so good

what a block that one from the Koln player! Literally would have been a goal if it went through him the ball

Bayern's jersey has a slogan saying "red against racism" but ironically they don't even have a red jersey this season.

Yo what is this and are we able to do it in this sub us well? https://www.reddit.com/r/fcbayern/s/9naJs22J9r

Meine Güte Köln

What is this kamikaze tactic by Köln, wayyy to high line

SANE😭😭😭