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I know people who only poop at home. I can't imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology... Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.

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[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We didn’t need any more supporting data to cement “cleaning out the holodecks” as the worst job in starfleet

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can’t you get it to clean itself?

[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a job in Lower Decks which I think makes it canon.

That being said, it would be hilarious if holodecks can be self-cleaning but they still make ensigns do it anyway to “build character”

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s the worst job because it’s really boring. You just go “Computer, run holodeck cleaning” and wait for it to finish?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scraping carbon off of slightly harder carbon using phasers. Apparently it's a manual job.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah Star Trek is so silly about manual tasks. You’d think they’d have Phaser Roombas (Phoombas). Like it’s either get a crew member to do it or you end up with an evil AI and barely any in between.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Time would go so much slower without something to do

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Like it’s either get a crew member to do it or you end up with an evil AI and barely any in between.

Sometimes it's both.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Lol agreed!

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a matter assembler disassembler. Should be perfect for it.

On the other hand people wear costumes to the holodeck so I’m not sure.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's holograms and force fields, that's why if you take anything out of the holodeck it disappears.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Unless it's snow obviously. I suppose that might have been actually replicated.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone has probably used transporter technology to Harry Potter their poop away

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like before you even go to the bathroom. That would be super weird feeling.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

“O’Brien, set biofilters for feces and urine”

[–] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a gas bubble in your gut that shifted and now you feel fine?

[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

A whole new spin on a “transporter buffer overflow”.

[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I hate how right you are.

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They have their appartement and family on the ship though. Isn't it their home at some point?

[–] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't that implied in a Lower Decks episode That people mainly use the holodeck for the bathroom

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That all depends on what you're using the bathroom for.

[–] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To jerk off. That's why it sucks to have to clean them.

[–] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Seeing as how the lower deckers have shared communal space at all times when off duty, I too, would want a nice private place to spank the space monkey