internet funeral

Everyone you ever met and knew in your life will eventually die. All of the things you had eventually will break or wear down after you are gone. Even a statue degrades and erodes to the wind, sand and water. There will eventually no trace of your existence on this planet and to really send it all home to you, eventually when the sun turns into a red giant it will consume the earth wiping out all of human history or anything you might have “left behind.”

Just enjoy the ride folks. We are here for a limited time. Try not to stress, do things you love and try not to be a dick to others in the process. You only get one chance to do this and today is the best day to start doing it right.

Do I detect a whiff of solipsism in the air?

It's true to a certain extent though. All you can know for sure is that your conscious self exists. Literally everything and any thing else could be a facsimile, an illusion...

For all you know you're just a Boltzman brain experiencing existence for the briefest moment before you decay to nothing.

But none of that really matters, we're the ones who give our lives meaning, so you might as well enjoy what you got while you still got it, whether it be chemicals or whatever the fuck.

Biology is complexity out of simplicity. Those mere chemical processes you deride involve enzymes, hormones, feedback mechanisms, homestasis, all working together. The simplest bacterium is more complex than any machine we ever made.

Gonna perish like a dog anyway. It was going well until the neo-feudalist call to arms. Dogs are based, dogs didn't kill the planet. The contrast in tone between the text response and Mickey's face is funny tho

This is a sixth or seventh plane astral meme

I hope one day in my quest for knowledge, I become so cynical that it's contradictory

Thankfully there are things called facts.