and apologies if this one's too US-centric
I wish I could take off.
I swear to fuck, the first person to say how terrible it is that we have to work on Thanksgiving with a cart full of dinner rolls is getting a hot cookie to the face. I might see if I can shape a couple for better impact.
Possibly my boss, too. I already know that he's going to push the entire store to stay open later than advertised because "we might get a big emergency order!"