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TOS and SNW Chapel count as separate characters.

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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Give Tom a break. He got forced into being the nurse because he took biochemistry classes before getting kicked out of the academy.

Plus, he's juggling nursing duties with his full time job as the pilot. And his side gig as a commando team leader. While moonlighting as a spy. And despite all that he's still finds the time to develop an encyclopedic knowledge of twentieth century earth. And let's not forget that he also designed engines with a top speed of infinity. He's the most competent man in Star Fleet. Not bad for a dropout and ex-con.

Pretty sure if you Tuvixed Paris and O'Brian, combining Paris's competence with O'Brian's work ethic, you'd get some sort of god.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You would welcome this curse?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 17 points 2 years ago

Stop tempting fate

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've ranted about this before, but the lead pilot as a nurse is a bizarre management decision by Janeway. He has two critical jobs when shit hits the fan.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But can any of those other nurses tune a carburetor?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or have their own commemorative plate?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I really need to watch lower decks

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Treat yourself! The crossover SNW/LD episode was one of the greatest Trek episodes of all time!

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

While you're at it, buy yourself a commemorative plate.

Now WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DAMN MOOPSY PLUSHES ALREADY?!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't know that Kes was all that good either. She just followed around The Doctor and did whatever he said.

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just accidentally described most of the companions in Doctor Who...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but they aren't nurses.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

She learned quickly and listening to the Doctor can't be seen as a negative. Excepting when it comes to bodily autonomy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't remember her doing much to show she could do anything on her own.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

She found her way eventually.

[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The doctor specifically mentions her remarkable memory for medical knowledge.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, but what did she actually do?

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Did she really have to? Nurses act independently in regular medical settings, but when there's a doctor with the sum total of a civilization's medical knowledge available 24/7, everyone else is just a pair of helping hands.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Objection! That's a picture of Doctor Ogawa, chief medical officer of the Enterprise in an alternate quantum reality.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

But then there's no Geordi! Is it really worth the promotion?

Ogawa was initially a nurse on TNG but decided to become a physician and medical officer.

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry are we including Dr. Toby "Bodycount" Russell in the good column?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strictly nurses. Also, never.

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't that the one in red?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Never mind, I like her better already!