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Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims (ktla.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by KinNectar@kbin.run to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast-food restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex.

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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s disgusting. Where?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

I've had their food. I don't think I want to participate in the Taco Bell Fiesta Orgy

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

The sex must have been really bad if people were puking in the guac bowl.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 10 months ago

The seven-layer wasn't discontinued after all

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Open sex, so much more fun than closed sex

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Both are better than folded sex though, you only make that mistake once.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I didn't read the article, but I want to party with them anyway. I don't see the issue...

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

They put the Taco in Taco Bell, I guess.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20231121175655/https://ktla.com/news/local-news/taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit/

Don't think current link works outside of the US.

Alt: https://archive.li/n6yma

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

This is the American version of Trailer Park Boys