this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] Fortunatefool@infosec.pub 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is one of the most poorly written sentences that I have ever read.

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one actually hurts my head.

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It makes other parts of my body feel better.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It always sounds like smth sexual is implied. Either my brain is broken or my brain is broken

[–] avocado@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Shoulda known

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

I think there ever before once I got want when there before because then I did

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Stop it! I know don't it's if high am because I

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

OP's blood flow has been heavily diverted from their brain

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

I find these kind of sentences interesting. If you just string a random selection of words togethe it's immediately recognisable as nonsense, but something about this means my brain insists that it makes sense...

[–] LinusOnLemmyWld@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

you should immediately check in with the er to rule out a stroke

[–] GutterPunch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If your girl is this like that when she so, and you see til her friend not him cooking probably, you explain the proper way of cooking to her, since her friend is correct. Whatever she's doing with eggs and pineapples isn't likely to be good, especially if that stove's burner is boiling a dry carton of eggs.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Probably, why not?

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's portably