this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] Fortunatefool@infosec.pub 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That is one of the most poorly written sentences that I have ever read.

[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This one actually hurts my head.

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It makes other parts of my body feel better.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It always sounds like smth sexual is implied. Either my brain is broken or my brain is broken

[–] avocado@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Shoulda known

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

I think there ever before once I got want when there before because then I did

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Stop it! I know don't it's if high am because I

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

OP's blood flow has been heavily diverted from their brain

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

I find these kind of sentences interesting. If you just string a random selection of words togethe it's immediately recognisable as nonsense, but something about this means my brain insists that it makes sense...

[–] LinusOnLemmyWld@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

you should immediately check in with the er to rule out a stroke

[–] GutterPunch@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

If your girl is this like that when she so, and you see til her friend not him cooking probably, you explain the proper way of cooking to her, since her friend is correct. Whatever she's doing with eggs and pineapples isn't likely to be good, especially if that stove's burner is boiling a dry carton of eggs.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Probably, why not?

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's portably