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Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a personal matter (www.nufc.co.uk)
submitted 2 years ago by Tim-Sanchez@alien.top to c/main@soccer.forum
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[–] icemankiller8@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Did he get caught cheating again

[–] zi76@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope everything's okay!

[–] fuk_ur_mum_m8@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

ty hun xox

[–] oscarpaterson@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Who on earth is playing left back then

[–] LeifMFSinton@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'll give it ago if no one else wants to

[–] Taylo207@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Probably Rico Lewis at this rate

[–] Person_of_Earth@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.

[–] tobi1k@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

No way Saka plays LB, he hasn't played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.

[–] four_four_three@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The triumphant return of Left Baka

[–] A_chilles@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny

[–] moneysnotreal@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny

[–] gmoss101@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bukayo, get the Star Boy's name right.

He adds to happiness dammit

[–] bruiser95@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Please let my boy rest

[–] gazjelle@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Havertz

[–] iamtalkingbullshit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ziyech is magically english now.

[–] FunIrishBean@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ashley Cole

[–] iamtalkingbullshit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Perhaps he ran out of snus.

[–] SovannRoussard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bro no one wants to play this break

[–] NumeroRyan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Left the oven on

[–] xI-Red-Ix@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I was about to write the same joke.

[–] vulturevan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes

[–] I_tend_to_correct_u@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.

[–] MonsieurCapybara@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they're home as well, I know).

[–] Bingo_Masters_Break@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Did he suddenly discover he had his wife's car keys?

[–] Charliedoggydog@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Realisation that he’s out of his depth