this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago

This is 4Chan's Loss.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Old joke in Finland but a great one. I've had two people tell me this as something that "totes really" happened to their friend lol.

[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just like a Jack Whitehall story from Graham Norton

https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0?si=wHVYzOhSuLOq-TQi

It's an old joke, I've heard it way before Whitehall told it.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I've seen this one many times. I still laugh every time.

Behold! My poop.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Anon gave that poop a proper send-off 🫡🎺

[–] Itte@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 8 points 1 year ago

Why would you censor the poop

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke works better with other countries. Swedes usually speak English exceptionally well.

[–] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the risk of overexplaining the joke, I think the word "titta" being used in this context plays a significant role in making this as funny as it is. It just wouldn't be as funny if it was, say, Spanish ("mira") or French ("regarde").

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think so. I originally heard it with Spanish being used.

[–] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Okay then. I think "titta" makes it a lot funnier than "mira" would have been, regardless of the likelihood of any of this actually happening.

[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

anon got someone to take part in their weird fetish

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: read the panels before the green text

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago