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[–] qio_jones@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bro Kane wasted his whole career ar Spurs, and now he’s a beast in better team

[–] xenon2456@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

so how many goals did Ronaldo score in Saudi Arabia

[–] Whateversurewhynot@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is Cristiano in this list but my brother-in-law 4th removed who's playing in the 6th German division isn't?

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[–] LightBackground9141@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Can we stop including Ronaldo in these… it’s stupid. If Kane & Haaland were in Saudi they would be scoring 10 a game

[–] Cheap-Resource-114@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fair play to Ronaldo, I wonder which of the other 3 would still be scoring this many goals at 38?

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[–] CGTM@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I think Ronaldo’s the only European player in Saudi Arabia who’s taking the job seriously. Man does not see it as a retirement league.

[–] YoungDawz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mitrovic has been playing great from what I've seen.

[–] e1a6@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He's still playing for Portugal. That might help with the motivation...

[–] Matias9991@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ronaldo is the type of person that won't let even his kids win a game vs him, you can say a lot of things about him but that he isn't competitive it's not one of them.

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[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which is crazy if you think about it. The man has seen it all and done it all.

He has no reason to push himself this hard, he's 38, doesn't have to prove anything to anyone.

I get the love of the game argument, it's his job and everything but still.

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[–] 99_Herblore_Crafting@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

But it is a retirement league? And your rhetoric suggests you understand as much.

He's scoring goals, but his accomplishments are on a small scale compared to the other strikers listed.

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[–] Rac2nd@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Messi will win next year another Balon Dor with only 1 goal 😂

[–] Ohmygosh0@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kinda makes sense. Those currently are the best 4 strikers.

[–] sodasofasolarsora@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Saudi league doesn't count

[–] jstuu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kane leaving spurs has made him a fan favorite for a lot of folks

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[–] boromirsbeard@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yet one of these is actually doing it in a competitive league……. Wait…

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[–] MyNameIsNotScout@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Very impressive to see him put these numbers up at 38. But still seeing these stupid ass comments "if messi was here no one would complain" or "why do we include the camel" shows how much people hate for no reason.

[–] DeeBeeNine@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ronald's should be multiplied by x 0.5

[–] crazy_waffles1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For those asking, Messi only has 14 , google Messi 14 for more

[–] 77skull@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bro even Messi has one of these? 😭😭

[–] Notserious-Muzakir@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"benzema huffs heavily"

[–] Budget-Project803@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Post the ranking for number of sex workers assaulted next

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[–] Emergency-Mission651@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Only one did this in a non farmers league

[–] pio_11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

mbappe and cr should not be on this list they play in shit leagues no one cares about except the locals

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[–] kanafanone@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tof12345@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

this isn't 2022 bud, cano is finished sadly

[–] Tsupernami@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I don't understand annual stats like these. Just do seasons and leave it at that

[–] marmot9070@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Farmers league goals are more valuable than PL goals according to redditors

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[–] neto-88@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Iuno guys but goals in EPL in my book are not equivalent to goals in saudi, regardless impressive for Ronaldo especially at his age but I meaaaan cmaaaaan

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[–] Pamplemouse04@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I can’t believe how underrated Kane is my god

[–] YourCrosswordPuzzle@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bundelisga goals count as .5 no?

[–] Specialist-Cycle9313@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Glad to see Kane on top, he’s slowly become one of my favorite ballers since 2018.

[–] Lmao1903@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Seems like a good guy as well

[–] Samasra@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Harry Kane, you magnificent bastard.

[–] Dawn_of_Enceladus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Yet only Haaland is playing in a Top-3 competition where 70% of teams aren't like playing on easy mode. It's as crazy as sad.

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[–] bremsspuren@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Does white mean "second place" or "farmer's league"?

[–] TheDragonoxx@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Two of these are not like the other two...

[–] prateekdwivedi1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of them is not like the others...

[–] Suiiiii4736@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

True can’t believe a 38 year old is still up there!

[–] Altruistic_Tax2575@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CR7 thumping minnows with his national side and playing in a league probably weaker than the English second division makes it really funny him being on that list.

Its like some professional boxer defeated Jake Paul, KSI and 3 more youtubers 5 times total and bragged about his 5-0 undefeated record.

[–] insaneking101@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Al-Nassr is unironically better than any Ligue 1 team bar PSG (and even they're not hot rn)

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[–] EnvironmentalSpirit2@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I fink cristiano is more ripped than actual bodybuilders

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[–] Busquessi@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

We’re not going to count the Saudi league, that’s ridiculous.

[–] 99_Herblore_Crafting@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You can't be taking ronaldo's goals seriously right?>

[–] cnwy95@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Where is Messi? The so called goat?

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[–] zrk23@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

why "but" = gols?

also if you are putting Ronaldo there, gotta put German Cano!!!

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[–] Person_of_light@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lets see how many goals they all would score in epl

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[–] abzz123@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Why is Ronaldo on the list? They should add some random dude playing in beer league that scored 46 goals too

[–] superfast_scatterman@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Where is Messi?

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