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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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anon is rich (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by spez@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon is, like all of them…. Full of shit.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would you say it's... Fake and gay?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would say it’s fake. There is nothing homosexual about a post.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gay: Anon is thinking about 4chan wage slaves while having sex

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca -2 points 10 months ago

I don’t see the connection to homosexuality.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only because you would need to hire a PI just to make sure that there isn't some rando claiming that inheritance. Other then that, solid plan.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Or to rule out horny old ladies posing in front of mansions in order to bang gold diggers.

[–] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago

/r/thathappened

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

cobwebcunts

Kek

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Meanwhile, 8 billion people are completely unaware of anon’s existence.