this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago
[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

[–] badaboomxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For me 2 and 7.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Teleport obviously

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

1 and 8 might be the same

4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I'd live a good life with them.

[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But would they though? It would be more like "see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I'm sure. Nope, no way." The clam sure doesn't want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

2 and 5

2 because gravel can be sold

5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people

[–] Knetsqu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.

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