Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

I think you guys are underrating a few of these

• 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
• 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
• 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

3 and 5

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

For me 2 and 7.

Teleport obviously

2 and 5

2 because gravel can be sold

5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people

5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

1 and 8 might be the same

4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I'd live a good life with them.

5 8

Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.