(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Time to disrupt the gravel market
I think you guys are underrating a few of these
- 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
- 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
- 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
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1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.
With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.
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You could escape from anything with number 3
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
7 isn't clear on the definition of empty.
for all we know, anything with air isn't "empty".
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1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
3 and 7
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.
5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.
Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.
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2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
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Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...