Make it so
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Gonna turn the team around by signing a bunch of gifted youngsters.
Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible
that's not the patrick stewart everyone wanted. that's an actual bald fraud.
I did not come hear to read about that bald Patrick Stewart.
Probably signed with the hope that he would be like Patrick Stewart's character in Star Trek.
Given the way things go at Old Trafford I'd say he'll much more like to be like Patrick Stewart's character in American Dad.
You thought we were shit, didn't you? Acting.
Man Utd is like comedy gold. 😀.
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is football."
Mild shock
Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it
Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
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Make it so!
Cerebro transfer committee
Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."
Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣
Make it so
Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...
"Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and--OOO that's a nasty challenge by Romero who's attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!"
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
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More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
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Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
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Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
"Ive seen everything"
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THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?
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He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
The multiverse of madness
One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.
If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.
Wait Picard?
Make it so
Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?
Set the course to Champions League.
Make it so.
Man United the next generation
I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.
Huh? Oh.
Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people
He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.
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