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[–] migasaxandre@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Portugal did a better conversation rate this year https://imgur.com/gallery/L2pbfHD

[–] nbasuperstar40@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Watching the game, New Caledonia almost scored the first goal.

https://www.youtube.com/live/SYKtmHoFQzM?si=MikD9Mc8lDrTyQMK

[–] robotnique@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Remember when Haaland broke into the collective consciousness by scoring 9 in one game at the U-20 wc?

[–] prellerbot5000@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Kinda like a typical game in FM, except the score ends 1-1.

[–] btfoom15@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I'm more concerned that they had 81 shots and only 23 on frame.

[–] Lobito_mx@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

But only 23 on target

[–] bwolven@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Somehow this is an awful performance from Brazil too lol

[–] mattBJM@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Please tell me this isn't what Brazil flew an injured Gabriel Jesus out for lmao

[–] onionbreh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

OFC having 2 spots is ridiculous

[–] ToughRequirement@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is New Caledonia a new country?

[–] A_Round_of_Gwent@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't know if this is a joke or not, but technically it's not even a country, but a French overseas territory

[–] maybe_there_is_hope@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Caledonia

I just realized that Old Caledonia is a region of Scotland, but New Caledonia is french wtf lol

[–] Melonmangaming@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Only 5.6 completed passes per shot. Brazil adopting Big Sam's tactics

[–] stupidsexygiroud1@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This should be age restricted

[–] justk4y@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah considering they’re under 18 it’s should be investigated by the FBI

[–] EdgarNeverPoo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

81 shots and only 23 on target

[–] garynevilleisared@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Is Antony on the team?

[–] that-isa-madeup-name@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

More wild that every 5-6 touches was a shot? only 500 passes seems low

[–] DefinitelyNotBarney@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I'd love to see a map of the shots, I bet a lot of them were outside the box

[–] eunderscore@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Will sound weird but N.C set up as well as they could've, really.

6-4-0 stack the box, close off shooting lanes. Goals ended up coming from set pieces.

Keeper did well too, at 15 years of age.

[–] UuusernameWith4Us@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

England beat them 10-0 off 41 shots. Poor conversation rate there from Brazil.

[–] ImVerifiedBitch@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] Yagihige@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Clearly, the brazilians stopped mid-game to chat with their opponents way less with that many shots.

[–] Phoxxd@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago
[–] UuusernameWith4Us@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Did I stutter?

[–] fischflosse@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

user name checks out

[–] OJT6627@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I mean yeah, Brazilians are known to be very introverted

Source: I made it up

[–] Disastrous-Pen-7513@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

fire everybody in Brazil

[–] Jayk03@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

New Caledonia player get red card when 2nd half start.

[–] lstht123@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

How did New Caledonia even make it to the World Cup?

[–] WheresMyEtherElon@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

We've got so many players that we're now sending our regions to play in international competitions. World Cup, Gold Cup, Confederations Cup, Indian Ocean games...

[–] Zepz367@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Played against Samoa and Tahiti in the qualies lol

[–] SanSilver@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

2 nations from Oceania quality, so always new zealand and the best island nation.

[–] Henrynark@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is Australia not considered Oceania when it comes to the World Cup?

[–] justk4y@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Not anymore

[–] tokyotochicago@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

And it’s important to mention that any good enough player to be called up to the France NT cannot play New Caledonia afterward. While not as bountiful as other French islands like Martinique or Gouadeloupe (Henry, Martial…) they formed some absolute elite player like Karambeu, Kombouare or Zimako. And of course a ton of great rugby players

[–] justk4y@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oceania.

Also last time they qualified they drew against Japan so yeah it’s a bit unexpected too

[–] Smiis@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it’s worth noting OFC has had some fantastic results at age-group tournaments.

Fiji beating Honduras 3-0 in the 2015 U20 World Cup was a huge one, and Vanuatu taking Germany all the way (losing 3-2) in 2017 U20s was big too

[–] justk4y@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

19 corners too the heck

[–] Chapea12@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Scoring only 9 goals with that rate seems bad

[–] Silent-Act191@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Goalkeeper has PTSD

[–] WallaceHazard@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Real Madrid scouts definitely signing some of them soon 😂

[–] zNpFTW@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably gonna end up signing estevao

[–] Uyemaz@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Wait till you find out who he supports. That kid has made it very clear where he wants to go.

[–] Bosco_Balaban@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The premier league record for most keeper saves in a match is 14, so despite conceding 9, his performance was heroic

[–] AW37X_@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like me when I get clapped in fut champs and go to unleash my wrath against amateur squad battles AI

[–] heracrossB@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a shot every 54 seconds. Were the New Caledonian rushing to kick off every time they conceded?

[–] TheBigNoz123@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I’d say it was more like Brazil didn’t both celebrating the goals cuz they knew they’d smash them

[–] Lolcraftgaming@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago