this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[โ€“] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to see what happens, when he wins

[โ€“] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, do the scissors drink the the bottle or does the bottle drink itself?

The scissors drink him!

[โ€“] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

If he wins, he gets to drink from the big bottle.

[โ€“] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rock beats Scissors, so either

  1. dude punches the scissors
  2. the bottle has to drink the nips
[โ€“] crypticthree@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Summoning the effort to drink Jack necessitates playing these sorts of games. Drink better liquor.

[โ€“] faintedheart@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who is not able to watch this gif?

[โ€“] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think it's something with the host. I had the same issue with another one. It's fantastic on my phone and even plays on my feed in the thumbnail which is slick but on my PC it's a dead link

[โ€“] mihnt@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The gif is hosted on kbin but posted to a lemm.ee community. Shit always gets weird when that happens.

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta ask. Why do I see you everywhere ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should have ordered some Jack Daniels on the rocks

[โ€“] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i heard paper will cover the tab (this will certainly cut costs for us)

[โ€“] whileloop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago