this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're playing at half speed

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

This has to be the right answer

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We should all help them upgrade!

[–] Astudillo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Zombies, dâh!

[–] hauntology@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You technically have 2 mins (plus x seconds you badass) to live but every time but every time you breathe it restarts the timer.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the World record of about 10 minutes?

[–] Ryumast3r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

World record is closer to 24 minutes underwater

[–] pchem@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

That depends a bit on the ruleset. According to Guinness (where hyperventilating with pure oxygen beforehand is allowed), it's 24:37.36. According to the freediving organisation AIDA (where pre-breathing oxygen isn't allowed), it's 11:35

[–] zbynaCool@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds so unreal to be able to hold breath for so long

[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won't die, you'll just pass out and start breathing again...which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

[–] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct is the best ki... Wait where am I?

[–] Deadful@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I'm technically living more life than the rest of you?

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Might have a longer life expectancy.

But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France "le dead."

[–] devdad@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

[–] silverwing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or carbon monoxide

[–] Indiana_Jones@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

About to die? Breathing is the solution.

You can power charge the timer when you breath in pure oxygen.