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[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

[–] simple@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Oh that's good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm disappointed that there's not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Nothing to be shamed of, i also used to spend 45 minutes crying, but through hard work and dedication I'm now able to finish crying in as little as 25 minutes!

So just keep at it!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my favorite chapter of "I can't believe it's not loss"

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

that could work, more of less(?

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The second I close my eyes in the shower I am immediately having 5 different arguments or ideas and when I open them 10 minutes have passed

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also this is such a colossal waste of water

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Thankfully water falls from the sky and our residential use of it barely amounts to a single digit percent compared to industrial and agricultural consumption of water. Unfortunately some regions charge residents way too much for it and have the gall to try to convince the populace that reducing personal use of water will have any meaningful impact. All so they can get back 0.1% of the total water used so they can spend a few more minutes watering lettuce they're growing in the desert.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you are concerned about water usage then animal ag is the big thing to remove from your life.

Generally just consuming less, huge amounts of water get used making completely unnecessary shit like softdrink.

In terms of energy usage generally the vast majority of a household's energy usage is driving. So my advice?

Walk or cycle where you can, go vegan, buy less junk, and guiltlessly enjoy long hot showers outside of drought conditions.

If you like absurdly long showers look into mist showers (saves water not energy) or just water shaving shower heads.

Yes, but I do like to do these things sometimes and then pay a penance by not flushing for a week.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

If you're a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things...

https://showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1

The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.

The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don't have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren't taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don't forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on...

Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren't hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.

Check your state's website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you're low income.

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Haha I'm a waterbender!

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

I just stand there, thinking

Top right. Especially if you're trying to divert a curly to the drain without having it touch your feet.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oppai, nice

[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
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