this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 127 points 10 months ago (13 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 10 months ago

I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol

[–] lemmegogo@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

they are always triggered, so this checks out

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Booger hook: bang switch.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

ah another responsible gun owner I see

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well, at best it's a single desk pop.

[–] cals11@programming.dev 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn't right.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

He never has sex though, as mentioned

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're assuming GOD is a man?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 15 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

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[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

[–] avater@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

isn't he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.

[–] avater@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

thank god, thought I was crazy.

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Also, for what it's worth: from the pictures I've found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

There's two?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I also immediately thought of that guy

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] comador@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 6 points 10 months ago

God bless America

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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