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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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What the hell is this perfect picture?
IKR!!!
Wtf how is the onion supposed to keep up with this shit
Okay, that's a red flag. Someone check his hard drive.
If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.
"Myself, on the other hand? Petabytes of CSAM."
"My son knows how to use a VPN"
Cue random VPN sponsor
Maaaaaaaaark!
I've completed Netflix!
Nah this stuff is full on spyware having a VPN wouldn't stop it from triggering. This is the software Josh Sugar had installed on his PC turns out partitioning the hard drive and installing another OS will get around it.
I think his son checks it often.
...Wait, were you intending innuendo or not?
50,000 files of drag queens and transgender porn show up
god these people are fucking weird. so fucking weird.
I remember this kind of stuff back from my days as an evangelical Christian...they applaud this kind of nonsense, even though every single one of the users of this kind of software has some way around it. Purity culture craziness.
Same software the Duggar pedo used?
So what you're telling me is, that Johnson and his little Johnson measure the usage of each other's Johnsons?
Ok, how many burner phones does he have?
Dude, I'm willing to bet the son has at least one.
"I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate."
A quote like this tempts fate. I thought he was trying to avoid temptation.
There is no normal, only weird and weirder. Beware the normies, for they are least normal of us all.
Mike Johnson is a walking argument for voting against 70+ year-old geriatrics who can't string together coherent sentences.
All it takes is one exceedingly unlucky accident and that motherfucker becomes president.
It's a bit bonkers that the way the American system works can so easily result in a president who is a member of the other party.
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As a parent, thats just some shit you don't wanna know. Like idgaf if its furry or scat shit keep it to yourself, kid.
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Isn't this the kind of thing TOR and a private browsing session was made for? Additionally this is just bizarre.
Maybe it's a way to make sure they don't forget. Like "oh hey bro i saw u had some lewds in ur history make sure u go incognito next time" "Damn u right man good lookin out" fist bump
Its really creepy and intrusive. But at the same time, I can find really fucked up porn with literally zero effort.
I mean, if your kid has terrabytes of rough incest bdsm porn people will ask why you werent monitoring their internet use, but monitoring them like this feels like a different kind of weird.
Shit, if your kid has terabytes of train videos you need to intervene. Terabytes of any specific thing and... son we need to talk
Thats what I mean, how do you know unless you're either using this shit or searching the HDD. I was a kid back when porn was Jpgs traded on floppy disks or grainy 480x320 10 second realplayer clips.
Why did that make me feel so nostalgic?
Because if you're as old as I am nost of the ladies in those images and videos are now retired... like OAP retired.
Keep talking...
Nothing creepy about that
It must be that software that you install that lets your "accountability buddy" check your browsing activity.
It literally says that in the article.
Who reads articles? Speculation from headlines is much more fun.
Alcoholics have a sponsor too, so it must be a really bad addiction if he's even willing to drag his kid into it as an emotional crutch.
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