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Anon is a stoic (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 year ago by haroldstork@lemm.ee to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 year ago

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuckin loser

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*looser

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

A tale of woe without redemption

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.