this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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[–] Doublepluskirk@startrek.website 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The inconsistent size of Jeffrie's tubes is one of the things I love about the franchise. Sometimes crawl through them, sometimes run. Who fucking knows!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do mean, inconsistent?

[–] Doublepluskirk@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago

They're Star Treks room of requirement (fuck JK btw), they are whatever size you need them to be

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And the Kobayashi Maru is toast!

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By the time they realise what happened, we'll be on Risa, earning 20%

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Now I have a type-3 phaser

Ho Ho Ho

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Join Starfleet, they said.

See the galaxy, they said.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'We'll make first contact, have a few laughs...'

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

We’ll visit sector zero zero one, have a few nanoprobes.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I'd like to find that Jefferies guy and teach him a thing or two about service corridors.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Would hate to be under Tuvok's command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery's tubes and when you're done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Lieutenant (Tasha) Yar!?!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This image gives me claustrophobic. No thanks.

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This caption also works with just Michael Burnham in a tube instead. See S3E12 "There is a Tide..." That episode has quite a few thematic references to Die Hard.