this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Doublepluskirk@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The inconsistent size of Jeffrie's tubes is one of the things I love about the franchise. Sometimes crawl through them, sometimes run. Who fucking knows!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do mean, inconsistent?

[–] Doublepluskirk@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago

They're Star Treks room of requirement (fuck JK btw), they are whatever size you need them to be

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the Kobayashi Maru is toast!

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By the time they realise what happened, we'll be on Risa, earning 20%

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Now I have a type-3 phaser

Ho Ho Ho

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Join Starfleet, they said.

See the galaxy, they said.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'We'll make first contact, have a few laughs...'

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We’ll visit sector zero zero one, have a few nanoprobes.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I'd like to find that Jefferies guy and teach him a thing or two about service corridors.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would hate to be under Tuvok's command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery's tubes and when you're done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Lieutenant (Tasha) Yar!?!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This image gives me claustrophobic. No thanks.

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This caption also works with just Michael Burnham in a tube instead. See S3E12 "There is a Tide..." That episode has quite a few thematic references to Die Hard.