Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because her dad told her to eat a light snack

(from my 6 y.o. niece)

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[–] MrJukes@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

She'll make a great dad some day!

[–] Salmoon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Your niece is very bright!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Don't get LED poisoning

[–] Hanabie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

She has a bright future

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

Not a bad one actually. :)