He ain't called "partially functional" Data.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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Because he’s fully functional.
AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT
Guys... Data doesn't have nipples.
(I know it's Lore but they're identical, shut up!)
Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!
Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.
Is it the mandula oblongata?
Medulla
Lornery
lol .... these comments also got me to thinking of the whole 'made in God's image'
What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is
What if we're all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?
I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons..... Like, makes you think...
The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.
Eddies in the space -time continuum...
Well what's he doing there then?
Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth
... Personal screen explodes ...
Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.
Red Alert!!!! ... Computer is diverting power from life support! .... the warp core is failing and being drained of power ... lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional
Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.
Granted...
https://botsin.space/@RikerGoogling
Hilarious. Thank you.
which galaxy is the samsung galaxy
One is for tuning the radio
The other regulates body temperature
KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room
I found the Pulaski.
They are programmed for maximum pleasure.
Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?
There's a mastadon account called "rikers search history" that addresses this question
Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim
I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?
canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.
I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.
Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo
Tiny parabolic antennas.
Or a belly button?
Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.
I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?
I have no evidence that he does
I'd like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.