You missed the perfect opportunity to say “That’d be glorious”
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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My house has been shamed and lost honor.
Glory to you... and your TPS reports.
Today is a good day to file
They said I could listen to car talk with Martok at a reasonable volume.
....
Where is my red Bat'leth? Okay... I'm going to send this whole place to Gre'thor
You fucked GOWRON?!
Gonna show her my GLORY face!
It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.
Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.
Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?
"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."
Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.
It would be great for business! You'd only have to pay salaries to the survivors.
Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.
I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.
CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE N'NAGH SPEAKING. JUST A MOMENT
ITS WHERE YOU BELONG.