this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
2 points (100.0% liked)

Football / Soccer / Calcio / Futebol / Fußball

142 readers
1 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Manchester United 0 - 3 Newcastle United

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SKULL1138@alien.top 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This sub man lol

Just scrolled through and almost every single post is about Man U and their crisis and barely a comment about Newcastle.

Shows you exactly that this sub is mostly made up of Sky 6 fans.

[–] Thor1138@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or maybe it's that nobody cares about Saudi United...

[–] SKULL1138@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well they are not a Sky 6 team so probably 100% right.

By the way, your team just got smashed at home by a team that had Matt Ritchie in the starting lineup. Matt Ritchie… let that sink in.

[–] BobbyBriggss@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Stop saying Sky 6 unironically. Your club and your fans are so desperate to be considered part of that cartel. You already have the media eating out the palm of your hand, you may as well be part of the “Sky 6”

What you have to remember is for any of us who grew up in the 90's/00's, particularly those of us who saw local teams suffer because all the local kids supported Man Utd, watching them get thrashed is still very very amusing.

[–] sodasofasolarsora@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love to see it. ETH stay forever!

[–] iguanawarrior@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer Lampard managing them.

[–] saul_weinstien@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Perhaps Man U have always been a vile, rotten club from the fans to the owners. They just lucked out with hiring one of, if not the best manager in the history of the game in Fergie. Once he retired, the club came back to form.

[–] topspurwhatsthat@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cristiano was right all along

Imagine trusting the judgement of a bald fraud who’s greatest achievement is outbottling spurs in a ucl semifinal, over our last ballon d’or winner and 21/22 top scorer who just lost a kid and was going through the toughest period of his life.

[–] GreenPlasticChair@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We replaced Ronaldo with Weghorst and people are somehow still surprised at how things are going

This club loves giving fifth chances to mid-tier players, ‘trusting the processes’ of dud managers, and scapegoating serial winners (Ronaldo, Pogba, Mourinho)

It’s happened too many times to be a coincidence. Loser mentality through and through

[–] Mel_Kiper@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Pogba a serial winner? Then why didn't he win anything at United after 5 years? The game has passed Mourinho by. He was trash at Spurs too and will be sacked from bloody Roma soon.

[–] GengarKillsAsh@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People blaming ETH clearly haven’t seen the last decade of United…

[–] Comessuer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Mourinho and Ole were both better

[–] mrkingkoala@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

United is just rotten to the core and I think part of it lies with Fergussons culture. As good as he was and what he won he had total control top to bottom and had was hard on his players.

It worked for him but impossible to carry on. As soon as he left the club didn't know how to function. Before him United were a fairly small club and its looking after him they are declining. Over taken by City, as biggest club in Manchester. Liverpool now the most decorated English club in history.

United need to humble themselves. Stop spending all this money. Go sign hungry kids. If they go down to league one so be it. If they are a club that deserves to be in the prem they will climb back up. if not they can stay at that level.

They don't know how to actually run the club without Fergusson there and its been evident since he left. No manager will be successful, Players go there for the salary and then don't give a fuck. Sancho, Mount, Fernandez, martial, etc etc all dogwater

They need to go back down and start again from ground 0 imo. Then the club can actually build some form of culture and understanding. Not just trying to grasp onto the past. Fergusson ran the club for Fergusson united not man united. He left a finished aged team after one last run who were cooked.

[–] iguanawarrior@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ole's probably coming back.

[–] WaleedDaGoat7@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

All hail Lord Ten Hag 👑

[–] salutcemoi@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wahbhaiwah98@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If I speak (infront of Piers) I'm in trouble : CR7 and Mou too probably

[–] Smackdwn70@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

SACKED IN THE MORNING

[–] 14-05-2005@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone using man utd being shit as a way to hype/excuse ronaldo and his time there sniffs bus seats he was terrible in his 2nd season, refused to come on during a game which is pratically unheard off and did that bizarre interview with Piers Morgan, literally no condition to stay.

O pior é ver portugueses a fazerem o mesmo, não há jogador mais egocêntrico, se não jogar pela seleção vai causar exatamente o mesmo tipo de drama (ou melhor, já causou com o Santos e o "estás com uma pressa do caralho para me tirar") e mesmo assim defendem um homem que não vos conhece, a 8º do messi deve ter doído. Nem vou falar do clã Aveiro.

[–] jack2047@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t change the fact he was right about the coach. Ten Hag is overrated as fuck.

[–] mk235176@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I guess Casemiro and Varane should be rueing their move to this team

[–] bomdia10@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is there a manager who could actually turn the club around?

[–] AmazingPrune2@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if there is one, i doubt the manager is willing to take the job.

[–] Giannis1995@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the ones that are actually capable of doing so (Zidane for example) aren't taking that job.

[–] sidvicc@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jesse Marsch.

Disney World club needs a Walt in charge.

[–] Vladimir_Putting@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

No. No manager is capable. Go away.

[–] SKULL1138@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Steve Bruce

[–] GOR098@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ten hag said Man utd will play witha transition style game. But sont think he knows how to coach that style to these players. As a result the way team is playing is neither pressing & passing game nor the transition/counteratttacking style. They are just stuck in the middle not doing anything properly.

[–] malin7@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

These players? After spending nearly £300 in just over 12 months it’s largely his team now

[–] grey_hat_uk@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Watching the game last night (while trying to remember when I last saw some of our players) I was confused as to why we weren't under more pressure, the man u players seemed more skilled individually but kept doing stupid things that ment, bar a couple of moments of two players actually being on the same wave length, I couldn't work out how their team was going to score.

The only one who seemed to think pressing was a good thing, Hannibal, was so bad I was wondering why he was still on the pitch.

[–] fck_spurs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Klopp basically bought players this summer based on his own selection. He even convinced the owners to go against our age policy for Endo. The sporting director had very little say on it. What I'm trying to say is when it works it works, but when it doesn't the ownership gets the flak. When you really look at Uniteds recuitments, except Antony, I don't see anybody else who should be THIS bad. Sancho was tearing it apart in Dortmund, Hoilund is raw but the talent is obviously there, Varane when available is still very good, Martinez when available is again still good, Casemiro should nowhere near be THIS bad, Mount (I was never a fan of) but again as a workhorse his contribution in that midfield should be significantly higher and Amrabat has been good. So blaming recruitment and scouting team is just lazy at this point. What do they even do? WHo shouldve they brought in?

[–] matteocsgo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If they had got Frenkie de Jong instead of Casemiro/Amrabat, they'd be cooking. There was a window of opportunity when Barcelona was open to selling.

It's always felt like it's a bad manager - squad combination, because I just see a big vacuum of ball-players in the midfield. Casemiro is decent but strengths are elsewhere, Mount is not all that, Amrabat and McTominay are definitely not up for it, and even Eriksen is not good enouh to be a key player for a top side and can't do it all by himself.

[–] czuczer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Makes me wonder if this young Turkish GK is so shit too? Why play Onana all the time

[–] maadkekz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is, of course, all the Glazers’s fault

[–] GL4389@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Graveyard of Talent.

[–] the_weeknd@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt-Purple@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] user900800700@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Unless they’re banter eras

[–] Dirt-Purple@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How does Man U send of one of their legends Sir Bobby Charlton?

Back to back spineless performances, at home, where hardly anyone on the field looked like they cared.

This embarrassing club cant go down fast enough

[–] luisfigo7@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ten Hag can go fuck himself.

[–] SlowrollAces@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

OLD TRAFFORD IS FALLING DOWN

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

TEN HAG IS A FUCKING CLOWN

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

GLAZERS STAYING 10 MORE YEARS

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

NEWCASTLE ARE ON THE BEERS

[–] aistolethekids@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Normally have to go on Pornhub for pumpings like that !!!

Dumett , Krafth and a 60 year old Richie dominating those overpaid babies was a joy to watch

Antony has got to be one of the worst signings I have seen no pace , no effort and barring a few little flicks does nothing

[–] Rustyvice@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Old Trafford has a leaky roof. How could the players possibly perform knowing there's a leaky roof?

Gary Neville, probably.

[–] Thor1138@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

ETH is an actual bald fraud..

[–] New_Archer_7539@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who's even available if ETH gets the sack? Neither Conte or Potter sound appealing or worth burning a bridge just to sack them same time next year. Ole again as caretaker?

[–] iguanawarrior@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ronaldo to make his managerial debut

[–] Dczieta@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Coach Beard

[–] Odd-Establishment-7@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Frank Lampard.