I mean, the flying cockroach might as well have been a raging elephant.
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Tbf, might be a wasp or hornet. Those flying terrorists have the evil of a thousand nazis concentrated within their tiny bodies.
I almost crashed today because a spotted lantern fly sneak-attacked me. That thing was a prick.
Dude we’ve got horseflies around here the size of a quarter with these big nasty green eyes. They bite and their saliva burns with the heat of a thousand suns.
Keep that shit away from me.
Ahah! laugh in black widow
When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They're everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.
I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer
Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it's impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?