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  • Cat always lands on her feet.
  • Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
  • Fasten the bread with butter to cat's back.
  • Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
  • Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
  • Infinite energy!
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[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Literally already documented and people are still asking.

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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I love that video so much, lol

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The true law of thermodynamics

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Why don't you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

[–] pheeef@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

That’s an engine sir.

[–] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

The legend has is, it's how the nyancat was born.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.

Not falling: not flipping.

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

yeah, for this idea to work you'd have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

[–] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 6 points 10 months ago

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago
[–] cicadagen@ani.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0

[–] M137@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They clearly haven't played postal 2

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you've got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat's anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

[–] WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

[–] Paul_279@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.

Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

[–] dadaredone@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

now i doubt my physics, thanks!

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

zehr lustig