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Right decision by Douc. When he hits it first time he usually scores, if he takes a touch he panics

This west ham were top of the table after 3-4 GW. What happen gg

Everton not in threat of relegation so they just phoned this game in. Kinda pathetic.

Commentator just said Kudos wasn’t feigning injury. I mean the way he jumped up to confront Pickford, he clearly was!

DCL did well there, poor touch from Doucoure

Why did I think these two teams would, like, do stuff

oh, DCL is actually on the pitch? Crazy

Paqueta’s parlay is in danger

What a stupid challenge he knows he would be out next week

Didn't think there was any contact on that Branthwaite foul

That pass out of play by Garner sums this half up.

Absolutely turgid

Christ some quality anywhere would be nice

So is Branthwaite an insane talent or is the rest of the squad just relatively poor so he stands out?

I love all the space around the pitch. It means players can actually run full tilt near the edges without having to worry about falling into a drainage abyss or going headlong into advert boards

Branthwaite looks decent so far

Everton's kit is as boring as their football.

Did Beto die?

Never touched him…

How fucking long did he play advantage for there

How was that not a foul from that Kudus stamp

Why is everybody mad at Pickford for calling out cheating rather than mad at the guy cheating?

"If we shout handball enough they might eventually give it"

Harrison is terrible

Well that was certainly one of the games of all time

Kudus on the floor for about a minute and immediately gets up to have a go at Pickford was funny

How different are the keepers' kits allowed to be? Pickford has an entirely different crest on his

Two of the most boring teams in the league, playing in the worst stadium in the world. How the hell did this get picked for a Super Sunday game?

Not the most entertaining watch

Honestly not sure which was more pathetic, Paqueta giving the ball away in a dangerous spot and not tracking back, or Harrison completely blowing a 3-1 and not even getting a shot off.

I look at our team, we have good players, we should be able to play good football. But we are so dull sometimes.

Onana needs to run with the ball more often. He’s so quick and strong, really hard to stop

Kudus lashed out their at Tarky

How’s VAR not Looked at that

Never heard West Ham so silent feels like lockdown again (except when Pickford's on the ball)

Do West Ham need their opponents to be really attacking and high pressing or something.

Their record against bottom half teams is pretty good...

I want to see a full on brawl, I can feel it coming

If there was a kit made to sum up the dullness and unexceptional nature of this match, it is Everton's grey kit.

Pretending to have a head injury. Oh dear.

Cannot stand Pickford. Such an arrogant, aggressive prick. He’s not even THAT good in goal, either.

Patterson really not showing that he should start over Young. Coleman please come back

Harrison is definitely not great

I mean, it's better than watching England bat right now

Halftime highlights are going to be of El Clasico yesterday

The worst half of football I've seen this season

Shocking header. Or, more accurately, necker.

This Everton kit is awful, they are dressed like a coca cola flavoured maoam stripe

Sky trying to stretch that one fucked chance into a full half time show

Great save

It’s so quiet

I've taken the time to put together some comprehensive first half highlights: