I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.
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The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.
Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.
It's the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.
This is clear escalation and we need to act now
Name checks out
We need to close the table gap
If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel
Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.
Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.
That's clearly Saddam Hussein
This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak
It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.
Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.
Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.
He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot
assignation
assassination?
Ass in nation
Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading
you mean proofreading? :p
Oh shit. Yup lol
Hilter
Hitler?
Yup lol. Oof
That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.
Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.
Maybe that's why Intel is involved in the project.
You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.
He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.
I mean that's the point. He's clearly Don Putin in this configuration.
Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?
It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.
Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.
Security and camera angles.
It's the polonium.
Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner.
Putler -- King of the Nazis