In honor of Halloween I give you Bride of FrankenPike:
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
What about Pike's Peaks?
You're just saying that because you can't throw your leg over that hairdo.
"it's based"
He's ogling me again, isn't he?
Sir, I've never fucking stopped
You're not wrong...
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on the holodeck
Aww c'mon man, like the lower deckers don't have enough "foreign material" to clean up from the holodecks filters!
Won't someone think of the lower deckers?!?
You really should make that its own post. That's fucking amazing. I'm also just glad that Bruce Greenwood was included! He was great as Pike. I mean considering all we saw before was The Cage and beep-beep Pike it's nowhere to really go but up but still.
Done
In my head I genuinely retconned SNW Pike into those movies.
Typical Sean Kenney erasure.
Pike is majestic
Man what a crazy typo. I've never seen someone type "so hot he could set off the fire alarms in hell" as "majestic"
What man? All I see is majestic, majestic hair.
So jealous of that hair.
His hair is phenomenal.
The very best. Like no one's ever was.
I've said it before and I'll say it again-that hair is glorious
It really is the best coif in show business
Well that's perfect
Captain hot.
Captain Ruin-Me-Daddy
Sometimes I see one of your comments, and I double take, because I think "did I already comment on this?" Lol
How are we not friends yet, then?
Let's make it official! Spits in palm
Licks it off
I am... Not unaroused.
swoons like a 1930s starlet
Black Bolt is Marvel tho
I'm straight but I'd have a beer with SNW Pike.
Couple more and you'd start to question you boundaries.
All I'm saying is that I wouldn't be posting any #metoo statements if I were an extra on that show and Anson Mount did a Kevin Spacey.
This is fucking gross. We're all having a good time here, but let's not try to play sexual assault off as a joke.