this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're pure hatred consensed in a chubby river horse.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just imagine how angry they would be if they were tiny.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The same. They would be the same angry but the angry per kilogram would be much higher, rendering them almost as angry per kilogram as a chihuahua.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I don't know, I have this theory where when the smaller container leaders to an increases in anger at a greater rate then the decrease in size. The angry bounces around more because of the smaller volume. This leads for the angry to increase because of the increased pressure in the container. I think this is part of Robert Boyle's foundational work.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I too hate you but don't want to eat you. I'm also fat.

Am I a hippo?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you hungry? Like, hungry hungry?

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm just high enough for this to be absolutely fucking hilarious! Thanks, for this!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago