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[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Fun" Fact: that chart isn't even a joke - it is actually, factually, pretty accurate. You can get a prison sentence of up to 3 years for that particular gesture.

Gemäß § 86a Absatz 1 und 2 StGB ist es nicht erlaubt, nationalsozialistische Symbole, Grußformeln oder Parolen zu verwenden. Der Hitlergruß wird [...] mit bis zu drei Jahren Freiheitsstrafe geahndet

...on the other hand, it is a wonderful piece of irony that a joke about Germans turns out to be a non-joke in disguise, lol. German humor is no laughing matter, after all!

=P

[–] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahhh.... Einer von uns! Einer von Uns!

Einer der etwa drei Dutzend Leute auf Lemmy die nicht aus Amerika stammen, jep ;)

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I need to heil a taxi?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 year ago

Then you're going to make people unkampftable Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

"This comment section is now the property of the Federal Republic of Germany"

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mdr non.

  • la résistance
[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Ein Volk, ein Sprache, ein Kommentarbereich.

[–] TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time a German waves a Pole sweats

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this affected by the speed of light?

[–] kirby@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's now very well documented, but Polish people can actually just ignore the laws of physics at will and thereby sweat the instant a german waves

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

It's called quantum entanglement.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

Can confirm

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you don't do it right it doesn't count.

A correct Hitler Gruß is made with the right arm.

You stretch the whole arm and hand flat and then raise it in 45° angle relative to your head.

[–] Yadaran@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

This man Heil Hitlers

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Are you Slovenian or a Swamp German?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

-sees german friend

-says hi while raising hand as a half-wave

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like this applies more to white Americans today than modern Germans

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What trouble? They seem to get promoted.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what danger the country is swarming with fucking fascists

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Seems to be a global trend.

[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

*as a football player