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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starfleet’s top therapist when she loses emotion reading and actually has to do therapy: “Oh god, oh fuck.”

[–] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I suspect she never learned how to read faces or tell tones of voice apart, which is why has so many problems when her empathic powers are supressed. She can sense sarcasm through an opaque soundproof wall, so why would she need to know that people sound different when they're being sarcastic?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The same episode also did show her in a session when she still had her powers. She was giving rote, generic advice to a crew member that was obviously not impressed.

The whole episode was her learning to do her job. Which is odd, the empathic power should have been a tool, not just something she sat around with.

In conclusion, Troi is an underwhelming therapist, and that’s concerning since she’s on the flagship of the fleet.

[–] whofearsthenight@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think that any character got shittier writing than her, with the exception of maybe Yar's death, and even then I think you still have to give it to Troi because she's got many more episodes. But her episodes are the ones that are the most consistently bad. Data's are mostly great, Worf's also pretty solid, Geordi has some stinkers mostly because the only thing they could figure out to do with him is have him lust after an unavailable woman, Crusher only has a few that are hers and honorable mention for one of my bottom five TNG eps of all time, Sub Rosa, but Troi's are pretty much all stinkers. The only one that I can think of off of the top of my head that I like is the one where she decides to take the command test.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Troi counselling with her powers: Suck it up lean to live without.

Troi counselling without her powers: I don't know just get better or whatever... I'm a failure!

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Rules of Acquisition give more helpful advice than Troi

Exploitation begins at home!!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Her mom is an ambassador. Some things never change.

[–] StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great take. How many people who are not deaf or hard of hearing really read nonverbal communication as well as they do (excepting hearing kids raised in Deaf families).

[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's got plenty of practice with Reg

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

[off topic] In the comic version, evil Barclay was the most successful at infiltrating Star Fleet. People were so used to ignoring Reg that he could do just about anything.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hot take - the Consoler is just the Federation's Political Officer.

Space communists need their space commissars... no rank, they exist parallel to the military structure as a bullwork against wrong think.

Yeah, I'd put the empathic mediator on the bridge too. Seems like it would give a massive advantage all the time.

[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I'm all for some bullwork but it's bulwark.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"She is here for your protection"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

"I'm not stuck here with her. She's stuck here with me!"

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and these are the other two members of my non-sexual throuple."

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

"They've had it going on, I'm just stuck in the middle. Shit's awkward."

(Why have I never realized that until now.)

[–] ClarkDoom@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guinan shoulda replaced Troi. She’s 1000% better at helping you solve your problems.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should've had an episode where they go to the Mirror Universe and for the rest of the series Troi would be replaced by her mirrorverse counterpart which would basically be Marina Sirtis playing herself.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd assume the the Mirror Universe version of a counselor is a psychological torture expert; someone who can brainwash any subject.

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That, or political commissar I imagine

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

Troi is there for the tiddies tho

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah but no one knows what she's all about. One moment she's on familiar terms with Q, the next she's popping up in 19th century San Francisco . Like who the heck is this bartender?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

She's a near immortal. She was alive in the 19th Century and eventually met Picard later. She's a bartender because she likes people, and people talk in bars.

She's from Sting's home planet my dude

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Stay back! Got a mad man here!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woooooo Saaaaaaaaaa RUBS EARLOBES

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Literal "HOLD ME BACK" energy.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Troi ends up stuck on the surface of Earth, and Picard ends up breaking his little ships?

That checks out.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

the kraken strange holder

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like 10 seconds away from her in First Contact and he's down there with a Tommy Gun blazing away.

[–] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

My greatest apologies, but I have had to downvote your comment due to the unauthorized promotion of illegal content such as firearms. Ergo, I recommend you do not promote firearms in the future unless you are authorized to own one per se, and that it is permitted in the subreddit. If you write an apology as an edit in your post, then I will retaliate and remove the downvote

Edit: So, we're gonna downdoot me for disclaiming that you shouldn't break the law? Alas, henceforth, you leave me with no option but to report to the proper authoreties

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...and that it is permitted in the subreddit.

Dude, where do you think you are right now?

[–] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*sublemmy My bad, you can remove the downdoot now

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caring about downvotes? You're still in reddit mode dude...

[–] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

Um yeah, they are degrading to my image. I have to keep a good profile

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Edgy, using tragedy for a joke. Bet the other 11th graders think you're pretty funny.

[–] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

You think this is a joke??

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't Reddit. Don't make comments like that.

[–] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ergo, reddit promotes illegal activity I take it? 🤔🤔

[–] NeuronautML@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ergo, vis-a-vis, cogito ergo sunt, per se. Exempli gratia, id est, quod erat demonstratum. Errare humanum est, carpe diem et requiescat in pace. In vinum veritas, semper fidelis, et pluribus unum.

I cast you away demon, with my fancy latin words.