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[–] roofuskit@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing enrages me more than a password character limit. Thank you for making sure my password is LESS secure with your idiotic requirements based on security recommendations that are at least a decade old.

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How about… an undisclosed character limit? We’ll just keep telling you your password is invalid until you figure out the max length.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

banks using EXACTLY 8 character passwords 💀 (srsly)

[–] malloc@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of “The Password Game” 😂

[–] KaeruCT@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My bank requires your password to contain NO vowels. I always forget when I update the password (forced to every 3 months) and the error never mentions it.

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I'm struggling to think why this would be a thing. The only guess I have is someone was told to enforce "no dictionary words in a password" and saw that as an 'easier' way to implement?

[–] aloso@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[–] selawdivad@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I just use the KeePassXC password generator. :)

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Creating a password is as easy as clicking generate in my password manager - y'all should use one too